In 1822, Clement Clarke Moore wrote a poem for his daughters that has become a holiday classic. According to Martin Gardner, "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" has been printed in more newspapers, periodicals, and books, and has been illustrated more than any other poem by an American. It first appeared in print in the Troy Sentinel on December 23, 1823 with the title "Account of a Visit from St. Nicholas." The author remained unknown to the public until 1837.* If you watch television during the holiday season, you are bound to see a commercial that plays off of "Twas the Night Before Christmas." But, it has not only been reincarnated to sell products during the holidays.
The Annotated Night Before Christmas by Martin Gardner is a collection of sequels, parodies, and imitations of the poem.
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The subjects and styles of the parodies are diverse, with numerous poems recounting "The Night After Christmas," Christmases in specific locations, and poems using substitutes for Santa. Golf lovers might enjoy "A Visit From Jack Nicklaus." One chapter has parodies in dialect. Examples include "Texas Night Before Christmas," "Cajun Night Before Christmas," and the Yiddish "The Night Before Chanukah." In addition, the book recounts the history of the original poem, Santa Claus, and Rudolph. We also have a couple of parodies in the children's room, as well as numerous illustrated copies of the original poem that you can share with your kids.
In the spirit of this blog and holiday season, I wrote my own:
'Twas the day before Christmas, and all through the stacks
Were fiction and non-fiction hard cover and paperbacks.
The hot copies were placed in the foyer with care,
In hopes a fast reader soon would be there.
The children's faces all were aglow,
Listening to stories and watching a puppet show.
Mothers with strollers or babies on laps,
Sang along with lively music and clapped.
Then from downstairs arose a commotion,
From the teens participating in Dance Dance Revolution.
Away to the theater others would flee,
To see if they could also play with the Wii.
Then from a patron came a confused look,
Searching high and low for a particular book.
When, to the librarian's wondering eyes should appear,
A Jodi Picoult book was actually there.
She jumped from the desk, so lively and quick,
It might go fast; it was a popular pick.
More rapid than eagles the readers they came,
And she told them fiction is arranged by the author's last by name.
"Read Shakespeare! Read Hawthorne! Read Steinbeck and Dickens!
Or, Meyer, DeMille, Baldacci or Grisham!
From the front displays to alcoves tucked into the wall!
Read the books! Read the books! Read the books all!"
But it isn't just books that the library holds,
There are DVDs of movies and TV shows new and old.
In MAM there's certainly a lot to look through,
With art books and magazines and music CDs, too.
And then, of course, there are computers galore
On both the top and lower floor.
For help with the internet, office, and scanners, too,
The reference librarians will gladly help you.
If you're a beginner, just starting out,
And you want to know what computers are all about,
Take a class at the library, for free, nonetheless,
Learn the basics, the internet, how to get an e-mail address.
Even if you're a seasoned computer pro,
There may be more you need to know.
You'll find that it just might do you well,
To take Web Design, Advanced Word, or Advanced Excel.
If it's a journal or magazine article you need,
For research purposes or to casually read,
The librarians in this wonderful place,
Are happy to show you how to use a database.
To keep track of your books try Library Elf,
For remembering due dates it is quite a help!
It's important to return your items on time,
So others can use them and you don't get fined.
There are so many programs, and movies are shown,
Tutors meet students, others study alone.
NPL serves the whole Nashua community,
From babies' story time to outreach for homebound and elderly.
After answering questions in person, on-line, and over the phone,
The staff was finally ready to go home.
The librarians exclaimed as they turned off the lights,
"Happy Holidays to all, and to all a good-night!"
*Gardner, Martin, The Annotated Night Before Christmas (New York: Summit Books, 1991), 19, 22-3.


Comments (1)
This is awesome!
I especially liked the video game stanza.
You've set a new bar for blog posts.
Posted by Julie | December 30, 2008 1:58 PM